Ariel left the ocean, it was too current

Ariel left the ocean, it was too current – Disney Hipster Humor

If Hipsters Ran Disney…

My brother is a bit of a Hipster. He has a beard. Rides a motorcycle. Plays guitar in a band. Wears a lot of black hoodies. Burns his tongue when he drinks coffee, because he has to drink it before it’s cool…. {Hahaha, get it? Lame joke that cracks me up every time.} So a little Hipster-humor always entertains me.

What is a hipster?

You might not know about this breed of cool cat. If so, I totally understand. Kids change so fast these days. My Mister is still confused by the whole “Emo” phase, and calls them Ewoks. {That also cracks me up every time.} According to The Hipster Handbook, “The Hipster walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.” So now you know what a Hipster is. And knowing is half the battle….. :)